This is my poetry collection.  I know, not your usual cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast. You’re a friggin’ butthead, who probably thinks poetry is for sissies, or douchebags, or lesbians at the community college. Well, you’re not wrong. But it’s also, for buttheads like you and me. Part comedy, part pouring heart out, part gateway drug to invite you to get it touch with my feelings.